Variety Lot of 6 Adult Humor HALLOWEEN CARDS Funny RPG & AG $21 RETAIL

Description: This hysterical variety lot of Papyrus Halloween cards comes with matching envelopes. Greetings: Vintage Witch: “‘He sounds like a real warlock’ ...Thanks for listening to all my horror stories. Happy Halloween to a great friend.” Monsters at Bar: “‘Blood lite I said!’ ...Hope your Halloween is made to order.” Witch Eating House: “‘It must be that time of the month.’ ...Hope you get your chocolate fix this Halloween.” Witch Crash: “Look out – Halloween is on the way!” Lost & Found Frankenstein: “Have a happy Halloween... no ‘butts’ about it!” Die Cut Beer Bottle: “Drink in all the wicked fun you can! Happy Halloween” Witches on Broom-Alternatives: “It’s that time of year again... Enjoy the ride.” Man Carving: “A Halloween tip... Never carve your pumpkin after a bad day at the office.” Scarecrow: “Happy Halloweenie!” Frankenstein on Couch: “Part of me just wanted to wish you a wonderful Halloween.” Lot retails for $40! Variety Lot of 8 Adult Humor HALLOWEEN CARDS Funny RPG & AG $25 RETAIL Variety Lot of 6 Adult Humor HALLOWEEN CARDS Funny RPG & AG $21 RETAIL Click images to enlarge Description This hysterical variety lot of Halloween cards is for mature audiences, because we all need a laugh, right!? Designs are from Recycled Paper Greetings (5) and American Greetings (1). Cards are standard sized and come with matching envelopes. Card Greetings Grim Reaper: “‘Carpe Halloween because you never know when your time's up!” Witch with Candy: “‘I mean, think about it... You buy ten bags of overpriced candy, hand out about four pieces to the trick-or-treaters, and then you're left with a boatload of rich, fattening chocolates... ’ Is this a great holiday or what?! Happy Halloween” Jack-o-Lantern: “What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi. Happy Halloween!” Butt Pumpkin: “Hope this Halloween is everything it's cracked up to be.” Candy Corn Martini: “Finally, candy corn that won't get stuck in our teeth! Happy Halloween” Ghosts at Bar: “ WHEN GHOSTING BEGAN: ‘I only think of you two times. Daytime and nighttime.’ Enjoy your Halloween... before it disappears!” Lot retails for over $21. Love this lot but don't have a use for a particular card in it? Contact me and we'll see if we can find you just what you want. I do have extras of some here, as well as plenty of similar cards not listed. Do check out my other cards and gifts! Payment Please wait to pay until you have all your items in your cart. Any Buy 1 Get 1 discounts will apply to all eligible items in your cart - no need to check out multiple times. Shipping I ship within 1 business day of receiving payment. Short on time or live overseas? Need a card sent directly to the recipient? I'm happy to inscribe a personal note from you and mail it anywhere in the United States at no additional charge. Terms of Sale I make every effort to describe items accurately, and often hear from buyers that the items they received were even better in person than in my listing photos. All items are guaranteed to be as pictured and as described. If you're not happy with an item you purchased or feel I made an error in my listing description, I'll accept returns within 30 days for a full refund. About Us I am a one-woman show and run my business with integrity and pride. I have many buyers who come back year after year because I offer great products at competitive prices. I strive for 5-star service by describing my items accurately, offering free domestic shipping, and mailing items promptly. When leaving me feedback, please keep in mind that eBay considers anything below a 5 star 'detailed seller rating' mark to be sub-par, and penalizes sellers accordingly. If you are pleased with the transaction, please respond with all 5 stars! If you are not pleased let me know, and I'll work to make it that way. Seasonal listings will be available for 30-60 days. Year-round items will come and go. Contact Us I want buyers to find exactly what they want, and often I have extras or substitutions for multiple item listings. If there's something about a listing I can 'tweak' for you to make it perfect, just ask! Feel free to contact me with any questions. Get images that make Supersized seem small.Showcase your items with Auctiva's Listing Templates! THE simple solution for eBay sellers. Track Page Views With Auctiva's Counter

Price: 15.95 USD

Location: Portland, Oregon

End Time: 2024-11-12T15:53:03.000Z

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